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Joke of the Day
"Sarah Jessica Parker? Horse."
Next Joke
"What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending."
"Doctor: ""It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."" Patient: ""Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."""
"How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down? He keeps a log"
"""Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?"" ""Actually I think it was when you hit me with your car-"" ""WE GOT AN ANGEL OVER HERE!"""
"I like to make things awkward on first dates just by shouting ""wrong hole!!"" at inappropriate times, like when you're eating."
"When you say you don't feel good ""Are you pregnant?"" -people without kids ""Do you have to poop?"" -people with kids"
"How does JK Rowling text her friends that she's just kidding :("
"I don't know what base that was, but thank you TSA."
"My girlfriend just walked in and called me g@y. If my nails weren't drying I swear to God..."