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Joke of the Day

"launch my dead body into space but not too far away. if my calculations are correct, i will win the public pool splash contest in 2076"

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"""This week has been an emotional roller coaster. I'm gonna open up a bottle of red and take a long, hot bath."" - white women"

"How does the moon cut his hair Eclipse it!"

"Two do list: -Do -Do"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? Pizza jokes can't be topped! :D"

"What's the worst thing about being black and Jewish? You have to sit at the back of the oven"

"What's green and says ""hey I'm a frog""? A talking frog! Stolen from ""Friends"" still hilarious."

"It was awkward when she said, ""And yet your feet are so big."""

"*swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* Wife: STOP TOUCHING MY FOREHEAD!"