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Joke of the Day

"The groundhog in our town died on Sunday. I can't imagine how long our winter will be now."

"Did you hear about the impoverished farmers who drove from Oklahoma to California? They went on a Joad Trip."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intence."

"Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"What did one empty beer bottle say to the other? ""I'm drunk."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blur ! Blur who ? Blur it's cold and wet out here !"

"Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !"

"I bought my friend a cat for their room. They said thank you I like cats. I said you're welcome me too. Cat said mewtwo."

"If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Mexican name?"

"What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing? Extroversion"