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Joke of the Day
"If realigion isn't real then why does it have the word ""real"" in it?"
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"Cats are not mentioned in the Bible because they wrote it."
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"My lasagna just took a picture of me and posted it on Instagram"
"When is it alright to spit in a muslims face It never is"
"I can't believe Lou Gehrig's parents named him after a DISEASE"
"I'm not good-looking enough to be this stupid."
"What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog? A dog who can lick himself from across the room"
"You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon."
"A psychic midget broke out of prison... He was a small medium at large."