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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a movie set during a woman's menstral cycle? A period piece"
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"What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab? A small medium at large."
"Why did it rain on Christmas Eve? Because of Santa and his Raindeer."
"Me: Compassion is my compass. Him: We've been lost for 3 days and you gave your coat to a bear that looked cold."
"Why don't they just get Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail?"
"What's green and spiky and retrieves information at the click of a button? A web Bowser."
"Michael Sam is going to get cut from the Rams Apparently he is always behind the competition"
"If you eat a block of cheese and do a lunge, it should balance out, right? Actually, it was less lunge, more trip, but still."
"How come know-it-alls don't know how annoying they are?"
"Q: You're sailing on a boat with a pack of cigarettes, but do not have a fire source, what do? A: Throw one overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter."