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Joke of the Day
"Just had sex in an Apple Orchard. I came in cider."
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"Childhood is like getting drunk.. ... everyone remembers what you did except you."
"I got fired from my office job for misunderstanding the meaning of 3 hole punch."
"What is a happy cowboy's favorite candy? A jolly rancher."
"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""Ugh, U2 again?"""
"What do you call two Mexicans fighting one another Juan on Juan"
"I found out about you from my last nightmare."
"What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies? Hydra-Gin"
"I'm going to dress up as laundry next Halloween bitches love doing laundry."
"Me: YOU CAN DO IT SON! Son: Why are you being so encouraging? Are you drunk? Me: Yep. So pass your driving test or we're walking home."