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Joke of the Day
"What is a happy cowboy's favorite candy? A jolly rancher."
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"Watching the end credits of a movie so you can take note of the producer & director and never ever watch anything else that they make "
"There was a kidnapping at my school today Don't worry he woke up though (Sorry if this joke has been said, a certain subsitute in my school just says these random jokes)"
"Me: I wouldn't miss it for the world. Friend: It was yesterday."
"sometimes i sleep naked just in case leonardo dicaprio breaks in and wants to charcoal sketch me"
"How many men does it take to change a light bulb? Not all of them."
"I still remember the last words my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. ""Hey! How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"An Irishman walks past a bar..."
"A guy walks in a library and sees a chunky chick in his favorite spot Guy: Hey I'm Drew, whats your name? Girl: Paige Guy: Paige huh? Well...you look like a whole fuckin book!"
"""Haha you flinched"" ""No crap, you almost hit me in the face!"""