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Joke of the Day
"Punctuation is the difference between ""Love trumps hate""... and ""Love Trump's hate."""
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"You ever hear of the Nazi strip club? They don't make it rain, they make it Heil!"
"If a proctologist works part time at KFC.... Is it still finger licking good?"
"How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!"
"Dogs really like me... I think it's because I'm an asshole"
"The best jokes are the ones that have to be explained. Get it? Because that's the opposite of the truth, I was using sarcasm."
"Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!"
"Russell Crowe had an affair with Meg Ryan He's gladiator."
"What is the difference between red wine and women I let the red wine breathe when I'm having sex with it."
"A man walks up to a girl in a bar and says ""You remind me of my little toe"" . She says, ""Is that because I'm small and cute?"" He says, ""No, its because I'm going to bang you on the table later"""