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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to dress up as laundry next Halloween bitches love doing laundry."

"What's white on top and black at the bottom? Society"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7's a nigger."

"YO' MAMA IS LIKE... ASS HAIR Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t."

"You can joke about anything you want, just not Mexicans That's crossing the border"

"An interracial couple eating Cheerios and non-English speakers drinking Coke. We're a Benghazi pizza commercial away from a Texas secession."

"I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking up in my car driving 90."

"Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party? Because he always brings the boos"

"Where do military chaplains buy their regalia? At the army surplice store."

"Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican? Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!"