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Joke of the Day

"Half Indian I have a friend who's half Indian. Ian."

"What do gay cows eat? Haaaaayyyy(gay voice)"

"I attempted my first press-up today. Sadly I only smelled defeat."

"Humpty Dumpty Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall."

"How often do you find a eunuch in Westeros? It Varys ( )"

"Remember back in the day, when you used to blow bubbles? Well, bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."

"Did you hear about the latest Calvin Klein Lawsuit? Yeah - but it wasn't much of a suit. It was actually a brief case."

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and jewish child? The boy scout comes home from camp."

"So my friend went duck hunting the other day, but didn't get anything I told him it was alright. No harm no fowl."

"When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make? Guac!"