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Joke of the Day
"I don't have a drinking problem, I'm very good at it"
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"Idiots beating you down Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
"What my Doctor said... ""Sugar kills more people than Cocaine"" What I heard... ""The next time you're craving Cake...Do some blow instead"""
"What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year? Avo, CA does."
"Im absolutely exhausted, would you believe I have spent all week road testing penny farthings..... My feet haven't touched the ground."
"Why do power lines hum? Because they don't know the words."
"What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk? Diabetes"
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WAAAAAAAAAATAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yep, we're the minority around here when we have the only Wi-Fi network name written in English in the entire neighborhood."
"One liner I'd go gay but the taste of semen makes me gag."