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Joke of the Day

"I don't have a drinking problem, I'm very good at it"

"Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!"

"How does Moses make tea? He brews it."

"I don't like listening to loud frequencies. After a while, it hertz your ears."

"What is the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's cock."

"Not sure if i should be proud of this or not, but our employee handbook had 37 new rules added since i started working here."

"Halloween is without question the easiest time of year to kill somebody and just leave their body decomposing on your porch for a month"

"What do you call all that useless meat around the vagina? A woman"

"If she says ""I'm fine"" that means she's fine and you can keep playing Xbox"

"Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? He thought he was following someone."