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Joke of the Day
"People who think only God can judge them have obviously never met my mother-in-law."
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"- How can you always be such a happy person? - I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible."
"What cars do wolves drive? Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!"
"What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes? PUN-GENT"
"Relationship status: woke up next to an empty pizza box"
"I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked Wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried & he just wanted to get to the party"
"I try to look on the bright side of everything, except for the sun, because it burns my retinas"
"How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend? With a John Deere letter."
"What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails? They're just alternate fax."
"the worst part of senior prom was definitely dropping my date and my grandfather's ashes going EVERYWHERE"