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Joke of the Day
"People who think only God can judge them have obviously never met my mother-in-law."
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"My favorite new social app is turning off my phone."
"My wife is so married that she even stopped blowing out the candles on her birthday cake cause she doesn't want me gettin' any ideas."
"What do you call a Jewish vagina? The Labia menorah."
"""He's 24 months old."" 2 Your child is 2"
"My Acquaintance said he'd make a better electrician than me. I told that cunt I wouldn't be too phased."
"I could've chosen a life of crime but it seems like it would interfere with my 9pm bedtime."
"Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger."
"a study shows that 40% of Japanese people have cataracts. the other 60% have Mitsubishi's edit: Mitsubishi to be said in best racist Japanese accent"
"Why is it both a good idea and bad idea to hire a Logophobe as an editor? - .... . -.-- / .- .-. . / .- .-.. .-- .- -.-- ... / .--. ..- -. -.-. - ..- .- .-.. .-.-.-"