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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jewish vagina? The Labia menorah."

"""I have a friend..."" ""I have a friend who watches Japanese anime and likes vandalising Renaissance art with drawing pins."" ""Really?"" ""Yeah, he loves A Tack on Titian!"""

"I'm so single, I was at a bar last night and a cute guy offered to buy me a cat."

"My favourite Vikings joke. Blair Walsh"

"Bad Luck Lincoln: Comes back from the dead, faces his fear by seeing a concert In Paris"

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? ...she didn't have any arms."

"Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"I like my chicken how I like my babies Deep fried and delicious"

"What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday? Yellow Cake http://imgur.com/gallery/FGFV1Em/new"

"What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur? Chihuehue"