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Joke of the Day
"Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger."
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"Why don't bears wear boots? Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet."
"Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave? He had the flew."
"Did you get those pants on sale? Guy: Hey girl did you get those pants on sale? Girl: No why. Do they look bad? Guy: No cause they'd be 100% off at my place."
"how does it make you feel that your left hand has never touched your left elbow and your right hand has never touched your right elbow"
"are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange shit idk"
"PC problem Political correctness has become so oppressive. I can't even say ""Black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""Jamal would you please paint that fence?"""
"My dicks only 3 inches...... But smells like a foot"
"What's the difference between a vegetarian and a virgin? A vegetarian doesn't like meat and a virgin doesn't know yet if she likes meat or not."
"Just ignore me !"