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Joke of the Day

"Actually Jesus wasn't the carpenter, Joseph was. You're thinking of the Carpenter's Monster"

"A friend confided in me about a peculiar birthmark on his butt. I told his secret to my friends for a laugh. I am Julian AssStrange."

"I can't wait to try Alton Towers newest ride The Air Ambulance."

"A movie called Jurrasick Park where there's no dinosaur activity because they're now sick for some reason."

"What do Led Zeppelin and New Orleans have in common ""When the Levi breaks, we have no place to stay"""

"What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day."

"What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant? The illegal immigrant knows how to cook."

"Girl Logic: I'd like him a lot more if he ignored and liked me a little less."

"What if sharks hug with their mouths? Just sayin."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The P. If the P was taken away, he would be irate"