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Joke of the Day

"Shortest One-Liner ever Dwarf shortage"

"What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet? Why so Ceres?"

"As soon as he clicked on the title he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit. He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more jokes."

"How do you tune a fish? With its scales!"

"Have you heard the joke about Baltimore? It's a riot!"

"*reads sign* No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service! *takes off pants*"

"I don't know why they call it lubricant... More like lubri*can*"

"Men are like snowstorms You don't know how many inches you'll get, how long it will last and how hard it will be."

"I Dropped Out of Elementary School Because of Recess.. I don't play games."

"What's the only animal with a cunt on its back? A police horse."