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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why they call it lubricant... More like lubri*can*"

"I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing. I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !"

"What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road."

"Avian Oprah outside my bedroom window: ""YOU get a worm! And YOU get a worm!"" They're going nuts out there."

"Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor? It takes guts."

"Hey Terminator, who are you dressing up as for the musical fancy dress? I'll be Bach"

"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline."

"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!"

"How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete? A triathlete doesn't go both ways."