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Joke of the Day

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"2night's funniest bit: a fellow comic enters the room &, given a choice between talking w/ me & w/ a homeless man, chooses the homeless man."
"CW: What'd you have for breakfast? Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios? Me: No."
"Wal-Mart Announced It Will No Longer Sell Confederate Flag-related Products As a result, it has also announced it will close 1000 stores by 2016."
"Double whammy. First date is turning out to be fun & I also go to meet my hero Chris Hansen from Catch a Predator."
"What's a cats favorite Mexican dish? A purr-rito"
"Why isn't there a Price is Right porn yet? Nobody's willing to cum on down"
"When I see couples madly in love, I just assume they met yesterday."
"My jokes are like space trash... They never land."
"*watches you carefully arrange the piles of paperwork on your desk *waits for you to finish *sets fan to ""oscillate"""