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Joke of the Day

"When is it ok to snipe police officers? As Dallast resort."

"The doctor said I had, at best, a year to live... So I shot him. The judge gave me 30."

"Why did the T-Rex get kicked outta the porn shoot? Because he had a reptile dysfunction"

"Whats the worse part of being a pedophile? Trying to fit in."

"My wife is driving me to drink. I hope she remembers to pick me up when I'm done."

"Bill Cosby was puddin' his pop where it didn't belong."

"If a... If a black bird brings black babies, and a blue bird brings blue babies.. What kind of bird brings no babies? A swallow."

"Did you hear about the locomotive that always did what it was told? It was really well trained."

"I used to think drinking alcohol was bad for me... So I gave up thinking."

"Just once I'd like someone to call me ""ma'am"" without having to add ""you need to calm down or we're going to have to ask you to leave"""