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Joke of the Day
"Most kids today wont understand the joy of playing with the telephone cord."
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"*at church* ""Does anyone have anything else for the offering basket?"" I OFFER MY FIRST BORN CHILD ""Jim no"""
"So Kim Kardashian's arse is huge and has a lot of oil I wonder if America will invade it? Oh wait, my bad, half of America already has"
"Me: ""Want a banana?"" 3yo: ""Yes, but don't cut it up. And don't peel it. And don't make it be a banana. Make it be a waffle."""
"What is a British Scholar's favorite store? Finks"
"What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity? Hasbro."
"What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter? My ex wife."
"It's not an octopus. It's a water spider. And yes, so called ""marine biologist"", if you live in the ocean you swallow 8 of them every year."
"How to get a divorce Wife: Honey, how do I look? Husband: Like a.. Well, great! Wife: Good great or bad great? Husband: Overflowing sewer grate."
"What do you call a mexican midget? A speck."