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Joke of the Day
"Today is the day I release the coyote I trained on Windows 95 back into the wild."
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"Hear about the Donald's ""high energy"" masturbation kit? Tweezers and a magnifying glass."
"I used to be a halogen Then I took a proton to the Ne."
"""Look we LOVE the script for 'Murder Bees', just change the name to 'My Girl' and you've got yourself a movie!!"""
"A patron kicked out of a bar. Who is a drunk and belligerent Alex Trebek?"
"You don't know me. I'm PID 1, init."