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Joke of the Day

"Time for a joke. ""Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"" ""Well, why don't you ask your sister?"" ""But I don't have a..."""

"Why don't they play poker in the savanna? because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day."

"When interviewer asks to describe yourself > Interviewer1: Describe yourself > Interviewee: HIRED > Interviewer2: [Whispers] Holy shit can she do that?"

"Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2? Because SPY DA MAN!"

"""We should definitely let dolphins go into space instead of monkeys"" said one scientist obviously not a dolphin dressed up as a scientist"

"Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: ""I miss South Africa."" So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read: ""I hope this helps."""

"New Game Here's a new game we can all play! You have to use a long mallet to hit frozen potato treats through hoops on a field. All while dressed as a frontiersman I call it Croquette Crockett Croquet"

"An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a rabbi walk into a bar And the rabbi says, ""Hey, wait a minute... I think I'm in the wrong joke."""

"What did the soldier use to season his fries? A salt rifle."

"Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car."