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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they play poker in the savanna? because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day."

"What is green and eats nuts? Syphilis"

"Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC."

"What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!"

"Beauty is only skin deep but that's ok because my eyes can't see any farther than that."

"""When I was your age, I invented the time machine"" I told my Granddad."

"What do astronauts eat for dinner? Launch meat."

"I always leave the room when my son's imaginary friend comes to play. I've seen 'The Sixth Sense' and frankly, I'm not taking any chances."

"Ice is a lot like girls They both get wet when you eat them"

"What is the handicap parking like at the special olympics."