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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they play poker in the savanna? because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day."

"What does a nosey pepper do? He's Jalapeno business"

"What's the definition of a period? A bloody waste of fucking time."

"What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going."

"she died doing what she loved: looking at her phone while crossing the street"

"Did you hear about the two melons that are having trouble getting a divorce? The judge said they cantaloupe."

"You can't run a country like a business. If you did, you'd have to pay profits to investors, meaning citizens. And that's socialism! Bye!"

"Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before."

"Why was the gay triceratops so frustrated? Because he couldn't find any tricerabottoms!"

"Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, it's girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant."