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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when a joke has gone too far? It's elected President."

"I get it short people, I get it. Oooops sorry typo, I'll get it short people, I'll get it."

"Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed? They fell off a cliff boom boom."

"did you hear about the time they strapped a Timex watch on an old, flea-bitten dog to see what would happen? The watch kept ticking, the ticks kept watching."

"So I had sex with this Asian girl the other day... She didn't speak much English, but I think she liked it. She kept on screaming ""Wong Ho! Wong Ho!"""

"BLONDE BRAIN Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it."

"Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center? Too many walkers."

"What do you call a small parent? A minimum !"

"I just melted an ice cube by staring at it. Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though."

"What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings? Ali."