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Joke of the Day
"Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2? Because SPY DA MAN!"
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"Mitch Hedberg used to do drugs"
"[Job Interview] ""It says here under skills, that you can eat rice?"" *Eats rice with chop sticks* ""Holy shit! When can you start?!"""
"*wakes up early* *goes for morning jog* *calls wife to pick him up because he's made a terrible mistake*"
"Two Communists are hanging out at a nudist park... One says, ""So, have you read Marx?"" ""Yeah, it's these damn wicker chairs."""
"What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time *door closes on way out*"
"If 4 out of 5 suffers from Diarrhea Does that mean that 1 enjoys it?"
"AN egg walks into a bar...... An egg walks into a bar, along with pancakes, and bacon. The bartender looks up and alertly says. ""Sorry guys, we don't serve breakfast"""
"Damn girl are you the sun because you need to stay 92,960,000 miles away from me."
"I seem to have this constant stream of bugs trying to hang me. They're really quite the noose ants."