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Joke of the Day

"Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2? Because SPY DA MAN!"

"I like to shave in front of my car's side view mirrors every morning. that way, I can get a closer shave than it appears."

"I used to be a plastic surgeon. Which raised a few eyebrows. (Credits: Stewart Francis. Look him up, this guy is hilarious)"

"Every Canadian child goes to sleep with a plush toy of the current Prime Minister to keep them safe. Justin Trudeau was elected because Stephen Harper was scaring the children."

"If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit ""end"" on a call, I would have no friends."

"Soviet Valentine's Day You are the hammer to my sickle."

"What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Shut up."

"English version of Breaking bad in progress It will last one season with only one episode where Walt will be diagnosed with Cancer but will get treated by NHS and wil end up living on benefits."

"Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."

"What do Rabbis do with the Foreskins after a circumcision?... Sell them to the gays as bubble gum"