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Joke of the Day
"What did the soldier use to season his fries? A salt rifle."
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"What is the car company, Kia's, main competitor? Nokia"
"FARMER: you ok man? ME (from inside a well I fell into 3 days ago): all is well lol FARMER: lol ME: seriously though I think I broke my leg"
"What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot? Gutterfingers!"
"A friend of mine is going to cosmetology school... I told her all the tests will be make-up exams."
"Did you hear about the new Clinton computer? It has 6 inches of RAM and no memory!"
"Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3? He was blowing off Steam"
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender, confusing idioms with jokes, offers the horse water but cannot make it drink."
"Chicken walks in to a bar... It's full of Roosters. Chicken says, ""I crossed the road for this?"""
"How do you pass the Isis entrance exam? I don't know about you, I bombed it."