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Joke of the Day
"Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car."
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"What does a waiter ask a group of Jewish ladies? Q: What does a waiter ask a group of Jewish ladies? A: ""Is ANYTHING all right?"""
"A joke from 1892 ""...one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."""
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath idiot, breath!"
"How do you combat espionage? Umbreonage"
"What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur? Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies."
"Only in America... Can you shoot up a whole church and still be hated less than someone who shot a lion."
"I invented a new sex position called the JFK I splatter all over her while she feverishly tries to get out of the car."
"How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but it takes eight million years."
"*bird forgets to set alarm clock* *worm has pretty laid back morning*"