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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Alickalotopuss"

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"A Three legged dog walks into the old wild west saloon He says to the bartender, ""I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my paw."""
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Ground up and in the freezer."
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