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Joke of the Day

"Ya know you're from Tacoma when... Your niece sees velvet ropes and says ""Ooh , that's some really nice police tape""!"

"What it all boils down to is evaporation."

"God must have really liked saturn"

"For parents, college is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back."

"Noticed something between my grandma's boobs today. Her belly button."

"STDs are like pokemons... To be cool, you gotta catch 'em all."

"What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!"

"New Thanksgiving trend Forget Black fiday how about BLACK RIOT MONDAY"

"It's my epileptic friend's birthday soon so I got him a strobe light. He's going to have a fucking fit when he sees it."

"What happened to the Asian man that walked into a wall with an erection? He broke his glasses."