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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff."

"The remote does not go next to the TV. That's the opposite of why you have a remote."

"So there's a child and a gorilla... ...well, there ***was*** a gorilla."

"How do we know God is not a woman? Because the Earth is not a sandwich!"

"Did you hear they are still going to run the New York Marathon? Phelps is the favourite."

"What sexual position makes the ugliest babies? Ask your mom."

"[NSFW] Why did the lesbian couple travel through Europe? So the could fuck abroad."

"What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? Bingo"

"I count it as a random act of kindness when you see me in public and pretend you didn't."

"How many Hitlers does it take to change a light bulb? Nein"