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Joke of the Day

"what's worse than messing up a puchline to a joke To get to the other side!!!"

"My new wifi password: Whatsawifi Enter DWMC-esque dude/sweet scene."

"What is the size of women in Italy? Itali-cized."

"Germany really put a whoopin on Brazil today... But it's still not as bad as when they beat Israel 6,000,000-0"

"So, a cannibal walks down the street.... ..... with a handburger."

"I met Mike Tyson and he had his tiger with him. I said, ""Wow! I can't believe you actually have a tiger! I thought that was a myth."" He said, ""Well you were mythtaken."""

"Did you hear about the guy that shits out jars? He's a real glasshole, that guy"

"Before I workout, I like to warm up with 10 sets of selfie's."

"why can't a bike stand on its own its two tired."

"With some respect Son: Dad! Get your ass here! Mother: Son, you need to address your father with some respect. Son: Oh, ok. Dad! Get your ass here with some respect!"