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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock ""who's there?"" ""Europe"" ""Europe who?"" ""No, you're a poo"""

"A three legged dog walks into a bar... Goes up to the bartender and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""

"[Dirty] Why do men like golf so much? It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands."

"Why can't the homeless ever get by in America? because there's no chaaaannggggeeeee"

"Mummies are basically just zombie burritos."

"What do women and Slinkies have in common? Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs."

"The concepts of ""History"", ""Discovery"", and ""Learning"" should be embarrassed by each of their respective Channels."

"If wine is considered the blood of Jesus, I don't blame those romans for killing him. That shit is delicious"

"Mom: Why is your room always so... Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die."

"A muslim guy greeted his friend on an airplane. They were both detained. His friend named Jack."