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Joke of the Day

"A muslim guy greeted his friend on an airplane. They were both detained. His friend named Jack."

"why do hens have no tits? 'cause roosters got no hands"

"Back from my bike ride and I feel fit as a fiddle ... the fiddle, ya know, that most athletic of instruments..."

"What does Mr Miyagi call his cat Mr Meow'y"

"Have you heard about the girl with a hereditary disease that gives her diarrhea? It runs in her jeans."

"So it was my 18th birthday the other day... Maybe now I can help my dad find those cigarettes he's been looking for the last 12 years."

"Chuck Norris farted once. He did this in the Sahara Rain Forest."

"Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit!"

"What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the P is silent"