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Joke of the Day
"A muslim guy greeted his friend on an airplane. They were both detained. His friend named Jack."
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"When kids don't want to take a nap, can they be charged with resisting a rest?"
"Why does Hellen Keller use two hands for masturbation? One to masturbate, one to moan."
"This year I'll avoid all the trouble of taking down my Christmas lights... I'll just turn my house into an Italian restaurant."
"[job interview] ""So we'll call you & let you know. Do you have any questions?"" Yes, can you text me instead to let me know?"
"*walks in on home intruder ""omg please don't look at the dust!"""
"Barista asks a customer if they would like their coffee black Customer replies ""what other colors do you have?"""
"There are assholes, and then there are people who applaud after movies."
"I applied for a government job today and accidentally sent the wrong resume. This early display of incompetence should work in my favor."
"Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'? Because they're full of Arab seamen....."