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Joke of the Day

"I run up to the firefighter as he drags another charred body out of my burning home. ""Did you see a zip disk labeled POEMS in there?"""

"My elderly narcoleptic neighbour burst into tears when I told her Davy Jones had died. I said ""Cheer up, sleepy Jean"""

"Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years? Because of tooth decade!"

"Did you hear Rick Ross's new song about the Ebola crisis? It's called 100 Blacks Coughin'"

"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse says, ""I'm finally realizing that my alcoholism is driving my family apart."""

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten-Tickles. ... I can't stop"

"What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon? RRRRtillary."

"NBC TV is planning a new series, ""Airline Tragedies"" They are putting together the pilot right now."

"If the Swiss Army knife is so good.... How come the Swiss army never fights?"

"If i had a dollar for every Girl who found me unattractive... They will finally find me attractive"