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Joke of the Day
"Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years? Because of tooth decade!"
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"Being an asshole lowers people's expectations of you. (Except on Twitter, where assholes must continue to prove they are assholes)"
"I love the neocortex... It's always at the forefront of my mind"
"What gas is best dressed at a dinner party? Formaldehyde"
"What do you get when you cross a poodle with an elephant? A dead poodle with an asshole of diameter 40cm."
"What idiot called them ""Female condoms"" and not Estrojans?"
"I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I? 2.71828183"
"You're lifting weights dude, you're not in labor. Settle down."
"Why have the French had so many civil wars so they can win one now and again"
"Theres no point in tailgating me when I'm going 50 in a 35 zone Also, those red flashing lights on your car look ridiculous"