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Joke of the Day
"Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years? Because of tooth decade!"
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"If you haven't woken up from a nap covered in stickers, did you even fall asleep while watching cartoons with your preschooler."
"What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles"
"Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this ""problem"" not heard of pizza and alcohol?"
"The Allman Brothers couldn't have a woman in the band for two reasons:"
"I just saw a guy with no legs. I told him all about my recent stubbed toe. I hope it made him feel better about the whole no legs thing."
"BLACK AND BROWN Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman pinscher."
"Let's take a moment to thank earphones For helping us ignore stupid people all around us."
"4yo doctor visit: Doc: no more than 30 mins for 4yo on the iPad. I'd rather he play with mud. Me: .. Wife:.. Me: where do u download mud?"
"I've discovered a magical land through the back of the wardrobe, it's inhabitants are similar to my neighbours, albeit a lot more hostile."