198071

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Rick Ross's new song about the Ebola crisis? It's called 100 Blacks Coughin'"

"What's the difference between pop stars and porn stars? Porn stars can probably sing."

"People make such a big deal about vegans, but I don't get it. I've never had a beef with one."

"Q: What are swearing outdoor grills powered with? A: Profane tanks."

"Had a fight with a janitor once, wiped the floor with him"

"A black guy willing to hold a frisbee, smile and sit on some grass with white kids can make a career out of appearing in college brochures."

"Hey girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest"

"I like my girlfriends the same as I like my scotch... 14 years old and on coke"

"My girlfriend is a pornstar Shes gunna kill me when she finds out."

"I made a joke about Kim Jong-Un [Removed]"