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Joke of the Day

"NBC TV is planning a new series, ""Airline Tragedies"" They are putting together the pilot right now."

"My study buddies, Reese and Shey. Aren't they beautiful? [=)](http://i.imgur.com/K4L0fXJ.jpg)"

"[getting pulled over] Me: R u a bear cop? Bear cop: Is that a problem? Me: As long as you're not a maul cop *mauls me for bad pun*"

"Someone stole all the toilet seats at the station! Authorities have nothing to go on."

"Why do tweakers do it doggy-style? So they can both look out the window."

"Fighter plane escorts a passenger jet in to Manchester airport as the pilot reported a suspicious item on board. The United team bringing back a trophy this season."

"Did you hear about the furry who got detained at the border? The guards thought he was a drug mule."

"When I was little, I remember falling asleep on the sofa and waking up in bed. Now that I'm older, I find myself passing out on the sofa and waking up on the floor."

"Women only call me ugly, until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor."

"The best pirate joke(in your best pirate voice): What is a pirates favorite letter? Every body says its the ""R"" but it is actually the ""C."""