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Joke of the Day

"If i had a dollar for every Girl who found me unattractive... They will finally find me attractive"

"What gives wookies cancer? Chewbacco"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because the neckbeard put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife? Stoner!"

"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you fall for someone? That's common sense leaving your body."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They go through 50 stories in just a few seconds."

"What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl? Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common."

"White smoke is coming out of my neighbor's house. He either elected a new Pope or he's got some good weed."

"Today, at the train station, my mood ring was stolen... but I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"Wouldn't that be a cool twist if World War 3 turned out to be a U.S.-Russia thing after all? ""So retro!"", you'd think as you were vaporized."