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Joke of the Day
"What is a Chinese person's favorite wound? Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out."
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"Samsung users are like... ""Im glad Samsung is finally blowing up."""
"God created everyone to be different on the outside....... But then He got to China and became lazy."
"What's the difference between apathy and ignorance? I don't know and I don't care."
"How do African mermaids cover their tits? They use sea bras."
"Do you know what the hardest part of rollerblading is? Telling your father you are gay."
"Retweet this and you'll go to heaven. Yes, the standards are now that low."
"what did the egg say to the boiling water? i dont know how long its going to take me to get hard i just got laid by a chick"
"My New Year's resolution is to cut back on my drinking... One fifth a day, max."
"What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle? Life"