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Joke of the Day

"Retweet this and you'll go to heaven. Yes, the standards are now that low."

"Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift? A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register."

"What is the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13. This joke is all in good fun, sorry if anyone happens to be offended!"

"Why do chemists love bad jokes? Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions"

"Why does a dog? Why does a dog lick its butt? To get the taste of dog food out of its mouth."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin-off."

"If Christians want to stop gay sex... they should encourage gay marriage."

"Trump's last two chances to save his election campaign at the second debate: 1. Be endorsed by Dave. 2. Bring out a resurrected Harambe on stage."

"A co-worker just used the word ""elderly"" to describe someone my age and that's why I had to kill her."

"Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better."