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Joke of the Day
"How do African mermaids cover their tits? They use sea bras."
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"You don't know shit about pressure until you're the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you."
"What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray? Micromanagement!"
"Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson is possibly the catchiest song I've ever heard lol"
"George W. G. Ferris Jr. designed and constructed the first Ferris Wheel. He saw much potential in his new invention, he said, ""This will revolutionise circus attractions!"""
"why does everyone scream when they see you? because your ugly!"
"I know I sound like a broken record but tomorrow I'll sound like a misfiring engine and, next week, continuous loud television static."
"Life Goals Me at 14 - get a girl to like me, figure out how to have sex Me at 34 - get a girl to like me, figure out how to have sex"
"Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes? Because she had a pun in the oven!"
"What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust."