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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between my jokes and my penis? Girls don't laugh at my jokes."
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"It's sad when your closest friends get remarried and you know it'll be another 2-5 years before they're single and ready to hang out again."
"Hey everyone, Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys"
"A cheetah stalking its prey would be jealous of the way I pounce on the Skip Ad button on YT once the 5 seconds are up."
"What does a Jedi use to open files? Adobe-wan Kenobi"
"So I found out today that my diarrhea is hereditary It runs in my jeans Credit to /u/jdabarber"
"[museum] Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit? ""through that door"" Thank you very ruff! ""What'd you say?"" *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*"
"Ladies...when I say bless you after a sneeze, just say Thank you, instead of wondering where in the bushes that just came from."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? *Nein*"
"""The Interview"" Joke Kim Jong Un walks past a movie theater and sees a movie poster for ""The Interview."" He says ""I wouldn't be caught dead in that."""