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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my jokes and my penis? Girls don't laugh at my jokes."

"Apparently Mindy McCready shot herself. It's unusual for a woman to use a gun but... ...Guys Do It All The Time."

"My drift racing career ended abruptly when I drifted so perfectly that my car slid into a different dimension where they don't have cars"

"With Trump and Hillary as your options North America, You really should have voted for Deez Nuts"

"Bernie Sanders won another state last night! The State of Denial"

"My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league."

"I have an intense fear of hiccups Luckily, I only ever have one."

"Whom does Ban Ki-Moon revolve around? Ban Ki-Earth."

"I tried telling my friend from down south how becoming blood brothers works. He couldn't understand the concept because they were all related already."

"There once was a man from Kent, Whose cock was extraordinarily bent, To save himself the trouble, He'd put it in double, And instead of coming he went."