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Joke of the Day
"What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin? Holy Sheet!"
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"Why did the cat befriend the dog? Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!"
"Why should't old people eat healthy? They need all the preservatives they can get."
"All this month when a waitress asks me how I'd like my eggs, I'll tell her to nog that shit."
"What do you call the hair between your grandma's tits? Her pussy."
"Businesses in Ferguson could have saved so much trouble just by changing their front signs. They could have saved their stores by changing the sign to say: ""[Owner Name]'s Fine Work Boots"""
"""fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u"" - a goldfish :("
"I've got two kids, jane and emma, they get bullied at school. I can't make it stop but i can help them rise above it. The other day i said to them, ""Look, boys..."""
"Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?A: The MLB."
"What's Chris Brown's favourite game? Mortal Kombat Ex"