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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs? A condescending con descending"
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"There's an Italian town where pasta is a currency A penne for their thoughts."
"Skeleton: an oldie but a goodie! Why didn't the skelton cross the road? (Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)"
"What does the quantum duck say? Quark Quark"
"Anti-vaxxers make me SICK! Or they would, if my parents were imbeciles"
"What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine? 50 shades of grey's anatomy"
"A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt dusted himself down and said ""OK who moved my dog?"""
"Set a fire for a man and you'll keep him warm for an hour... ...set a man on fire, and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life."
"What do you call a sick dictator? Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out..."
"What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny? Downvote it."