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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?"
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"guaranteed Smile... possible Snigger if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up"
"A joke about procrastination. Eh, I'll write it later."
"i look at my phone's 100% battery icon with the same fondness as proud parents watching their children bounce out of bed yelling ""pancakes!"""
"I was nearly crushed under a huge pile of bread. I was in so much pain."
"How do poor people make it rain? They don't."
"What's the difference between a high-wire circus trapeze act and the Rockettes? One is a fantastic display of cunning stunts while the other is a fantastic display of stunning cunts"
"A baby seal walks into a club. buh dum tssss."
"That awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you were never dating."
"*opens present HER: What is this? ME: It's The One Ring. I fought orcs for it. HER: They didn't have that Michael Kors bag I showed you?"