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Joke of the Day

"A joke about procrastination. Eh, I'll write it later."

"His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them ""second class male !"""

"I like sex. My wife is pregnant! We are going to have a boy or abortion."

"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture."

"what is your least favorite type of sandwich? Whoops, wrong sub."

"The first time I got high was in the back of my brother's car... It must of been some dank weed, because I'm an only child."

"A pencil isn't as phallic as a pen is."

"How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it."

"Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby. The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this. Doctor says, ""Two wongs make a white""."

"I had a one night stand with a girl who liked having pitchers of urine dumped on her head. It was a piss poor experience"