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Joke of the Day

"I know she wanted to be cremated, and I know she didn't want a formal funeral... ...But was a ""Family Barbecue"" really the best idea?"

"How do you pick up a jew? With a dustpan of course!"

"A Rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar... The bartender said ""You three get the hell out of my bar! I don't want to be part of a joke."""

"This Is total BULLSHIT! You can't even find ACME anvils on ebay. THIS IS WHY THE ALIENS DON'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY!"

"Which computer is the best at singing? A Dell."

"My Dirty apartment..... Is so messy I cant even get in with out my discovery pass."

"Puberty doesn't hit us Asians Our parents do."

"There's only one thing I hate more that white supremacy. Black people"

"What is the only inedible part of a vegetable? The wheelchair"

"Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine? The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!"