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Joke of the Day

"I used to think Pet Insurance was a waste of money but my cat is at the vets & they've sent us a really lovely little courtesy cat."

"*peeks under bathroom stall* How's the wifi signal in there?"

"I'm so out of shape, Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me."

"Why does the USA use F? The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism."

"I never knew who my father was Until my mom revealed that she had a sex change"

"For The Musicians: What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull? On a bull, the horns are at the front, and the ass hole is at the back."

"Is that a noose necklace? That's knot cool."

"If you can read this please let me know because it means I blocked the wrong person."

"Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet? Because the p is silent."

"Why is your wife annoying? Because she is always jalapeno business."