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Joke of the Day

"I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution... But it didn't really land. I guess execution really is key"

"When we were vacationing in New Zealand, I bought myself a back-scratcher made from a Kangaroo claw. ... ... The only downside is when I use it on myself, I end up feeling jumpy the rest of the day."

"What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow !"

"If you use the word ""ridonkulous"" or ""ginormous,"" chances are you're a retardiot."

"A woman asks a bartender for a double entendre He gave her one"

"I have a dog that can perform magic tricks. i call him Houndini.."

"What do you call four white guys in a band? The 4Skins"

"I found some dignity. If no one claims it in 24 hours, I'm keeping it."

"If Trump becomes president, I would really like to see how Republicans are going to defend him for doing the same thing Obama did: Nothing."

"How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear? It was a brief chase..."