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Joke of the Day
"This salad tastes like I'm about done with my New Year's Resolution."
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"A beekeeper talks about the dangers of his job. ""Of course you have to be carefull you won't get stabbed by one of those creatures, but that's a part of living in a multicultural society."""
"Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage? Because he forgot his voltmeter at home."
"Wanna hear a good joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! hahaha! What did you think I was going to say?"
"Hey, you have something in your teeth! Person B: What? Person A: Plaque."
"I feel like a text is too serious without an ""lol"" or ""haha"" in there somewhere."
"wife: What's wrong? me [annoyed because the kids menu has a picture of a tree on it but they didn't give me any brown crayons] Nothing"
"Why is Santa Claus always a man? Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion."
"mailman: ahhh nothing quite like returning home from a long day delivering m- [gets attacked by his own dog]"
"I began writing full time 20 years ago. I've sold lots - my tv, my car, my jewellery..."